Mom in 2015: You should have lied Sam!!
Mom now: There's literally no reason to lie Sam!!
Me: WHICH IS IT???!!!
Mom now: There's literally no reason to lie Sam!!
Me: WHICH IS IT???!!!
on October 06, 2020
Mal: My science teacher is Nathan Bond
Me: Oh so he's James's sister
Me: Oh so he's James's sister
on October 06, 2020
Person: Its the end of the line for you Sam
Me: Dammit fine *walks to the back of the line*
Me: Dammit fine *walks to the back of the line*
on October 06, 2020
Yourlocalcatperson added a story to the favorite list
Two Sentence Horror Stories
on October 05, 2020
on October 05, 2020
Yourlocalcatperson added a question to the starred list
Who would you rather meet Jeff the killer or Homocidel Liu?
on October 05, 2020
This looks like it came out of a Dating Sim
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on October 05, 2020
Me: Okay we can do this just drag this
Taro: HOLY HECK?! IS THAT BLOOD?!
Me: No Taro! I just had a fight with the jam!
Taro: HOLY HECK?! IS THAT BLOOD?!
Me: No Taro! I just had a fight with the jam!
on October 05, 2020
S! Sam: We cant be suspious
S! Nightmare: easy!
S! Sam: I swear if you-
S! Nightmare: NOOOOOT SUSSSSPIOUSSS!!!
S! Sam: You had only one job...
S! Nightmare: easy!
S! Sam: I swear if you-
S! Nightmare: NOOOOOT SUSSSSPIOUSSS!!!
S! Sam: You had only one job...
on October 05, 2020
What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said
Butter flavored butter, no butter added
Butter flavored butter, no butter added
on October 05, 2020
