MysteriousLiarBoy - Page 80

Okayokayokay.
Yep.
Yepyep.
Okay.
Okayokayokayokayokay.
Yep. Okay.
I get it. See More
Mhm.
Kay.

Fruck my life.
Fruck to the core of the Earth and back.
I am, like, basically the scum of the Earth. I am the scum you scrap off the bottom of your shoes.
Oop.
Sorry.

Hahaha.
Wow.
..
Mood drop. ¦:]
Like wowzers.
That declined quickly.

The picture I just posted was the first picture I've taken of which I attempted to smile in. :0

Okay. So time for some quick storytelling.

My grandmother had cancer, which she eventually was able to dispell after several radiation/chemo therapy sessions. She's been cancer-free for five years now. And every year, on February 20th all the men shave their heads.

I was finally recognized as a 'man' to my family today. They let me shave my head with them. So now its /really/ short.
I like it. 0u0

I looked at an old picture, then a current picture of myself. And holy cheezits I look a /lot/ different.

Okay. I'm alive.
I know.
I haven't been on in months.
Most of you have either forgotten me or don't really care.
But that's fine!
Just to let you guys know, I'm deleting this account! But trust me, I'll be back.
I'm more trying to wipe the slate clean rather than leave Qfeast. See More
So I'll be deleting this account. And in a month or two, I'll make a new one.
I'll start over and try to be less cringey than I was.
I'm a new man.
Love you guys!

*still waiting for you to come online so I can talk to you*

Okay, I don't know when the next time I will bee on is.
But don't worry! I will bee on at some point.
Feel free to spam me with whatever.
Bye!
PS I LOVE YOU

*runs onto your page carrying bucket loads of faygo cans* FAYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just changed my Qfeast username. My old username was Itchy_Eyebrows

Okay.
Take it from someone who has a lisp, we do not say 'shit' as 'thit'

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaAAAAAaAaaaaaaaaaaAaaaAaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAaAAaAaAAAAAAAA

Bluh. I'm bored as hell.
And I have to watch children.
So I'm going to have to go.

IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO See More

(I don't think I have enough 'O's still...)

Okay I'm a day late but-

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FÜCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU'RE SO FÜCKING SLOW
CAN YOU PICK UP THE GODDAMN PACE?
'CAUSE I'M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL See More
GET THE FÜCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE OVER BODIES EVERYDAY

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH, WHAT DID I SAY?
RUN THAT ASS
'CAUSE YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM MY MOTHERFÜCKING SLEIGH

Ha.
Wow.
I am like
The king of assholes.
The lord of dickbags.
The duke of fuckmunchery.

Okay. So.
I was finally able to cut my hair.

Hey. I'm okay. I told you guys not to worry. I was (and still am) grounded. I will try my best to be on, but I make no promises.

Hey. I'm okay. I told you guys not to worry. I was (and still am) grounded. I will try my best to be on, but I make no promises.