on November 06, 2016
Me when I meet people:
Don't fück around with me. I was kind enough to accept you into the Strider bosom of smuppets and anime. Now buzz off before I open a can of whoopass on you. No, I'm kidding baby, come back. BABY COME BACK. YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME.
Don't fück around with me. I was kind enough to accept you into the Strider bosom of smuppets and anime. Now buzz off before I open a can of whoopass on you. No, I'm kidding baby, come back. BABY COME BACK. YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME.
on November 06, 2016
Man, I went through this narcissistic phase when I thought everything was about me and I thought I was better than everyone else. Luckily, that was before I found Qfeast.
on November 06, 2016
Ugh. I've already settled down with my cheetos and I forgot my juice across the room.
on November 06, 2016
on November 06, 2016
on November 06, 2016
So my greatgrandparents were Finnish and didn't even speak English.
The more you know.
The more you know.
on November 06, 2016
I'm back. From lame-ass Saturday school.
We didnt do shit
We didnt do shit
We watched The Human Centipede, which I found hilarious.
Then we watched Would You Rather, which was also funny as hell.
Then we watched Would You Rather, which was also funny as hell.
on November 05, 2016
on November 05, 2016
Bree + Bean = Brean.
on November 05, 2016
I didn't die.
And now I'm going have to leave in four minutes.
And now I'm going have to leave in four minutes.
on November 05, 2016
on November 05, 2016
If I don't sleep, I'm gonna die.
on November 05, 2016
on November 05, 2016
'Life is eleven shots, feels alright but fücks you up'
~ Roxy 'Ecto-Mom' Lalonde.
~ Roxy 'Ecto-Mom' Lalonde.
on November 05, 2016
Can I just get a random sickness, or die, or something?
Before tomorrow?
Before tomorrow?
on November 05, 2016
I am kool aid. Here to aid you with all your problems.
Unless its algebra. Cause fück that noise.
Unless its algebra. Cause fück that noise.
on November 05, 2016
on November 05, 2016
Okay, I've decided that when I change my username, its going to be
TheDaveOfGuy
TheDaveOfGuy
on November 05, 2016
Okay. So here's a teaser thing to Sibuna's story, The Prophet's Eyes
"Bastet, let go of the child. You will see him again." a man commanded. This man, with his deep, commanding voice, would be a gorgeous man. That is, if it wasn't for the fact that his head was a jackel head. His skin was tan and toned, bands of gold pressed into his skin. And the head of the jackel, as black as night. His silver eyes that could send shivers down the devil's spine.
Bastet was much smaller See More than the man. Her skin was dark and from her dark hair sprouted black cat ears. A tail swung behind the woman. "But, 'Nubis, he's so purrfect! He looks just like mew! Except for the dog head. I don't want to leave him!"
"Yes, yes. But the boy must live a human life. He must earn his godhood." Anubis announced. Bastet frowned, "Why? He was born of mew and me. We didn't have to earn our godhood." Anubis sighed slightly, "Bastet, I wish for him to live life to the fullest as a human. Being a god is dull. You are born with responsibility and you are expected to do things one shouldn't have to do when they're only first born. But you can trust me, you will see your son again."
Bastet frowned sadly, her tail swinging lamely. She set the child down, petting his head, "Goodbye, my sweet Sibuna. Shall we meet again, your furrther and I will teach mew the ways of the gods."
"Bastet, let go of the child. You will see him again." a man commanded. This man, with his deep, commanding voice, would be a gorgeous man. That is, if it wasn't for the fact that his head was a jackel head. His skin was tan and toned, bands of gold pressed into his skin. And the head of the jackel, as black as night. His silver eyes that could send shivers down the devil's spine.
Bastet was much smaller See More than the man. Her skin was dark and from her dark hair sprouted black cat ears. A tail swung behind the woman. "But, 'Nubis, he's so purrfect! He looks just like mew! Except for the dog head. I don't want to leave him!"
"Yes, yes. But the boy must live a human life. He must earn his godhood." Anubis announced. Bastet frowned, "Why? He was born of mew and me. We didn't have to earn our godhood." Anubis sighed slightly, "Bastet, I wish for him to live life to the fullest as a human. Being a god is dull. You are born with responsibility and you are expected to do things one shouldn't have to do when they're only first born. But you can trust me, you will see your son again."
Bastet frowned sadly, her tail swinging lamely. She set the child down, petting his head, "Goodbye, my sweet Sibuna. Shall we meet again, your furrther and I will teach mew the ways of the gods."
on November 05, 2016
My ship would like to leave the country
BUT EVERYONE IS FÜCKING DEAD
I want to swim away
BUT THE GODDAMN CANON
Not knowing how to think
I SHIPPED THE TWO TOGETHER
BUT EVERYONE IS FÜCKING DEAD
I want to swim away
BUT THE GODDAMN CANON
Not knowing how to think
I SHIPPED THE TWO TOGETHER
LET THE HATERS HATE.
Sometimes it feels like my ships are all shot down.
Let the goddamn haters hate.
Into the damn ocean ended my ships.
Sometimes it feels like my ships are all shot down.
Let the goddamn haters hate.
Into the damn ocean ended my ships.
on November 05, 2016
on November 05, 2016
The whole damn world is still obsessed on whos the best dressed, whos having sex, who has the money and who gets the honey.
on November 05, 2016