DEAR MOTHERFÜCKING QFEASTER
Hi. I don't like you. And I'm not going to start drama, but you a hoe. And like, not even the good kind of hoe (Like me) you're a bitchy hoe. Like, if someone got married to you, they'd regret their decision immediately because of all the bitchy-ness you hold. So, please, calm your tits.
Hi. I don't like you. And I'm not going to start drama, but you a hoe. And like, not even the good kind of hoe (Like me) you're a bitchy hoe. Like, if someone got married to you, they'd regret their decision immediately because of all the bitchy-ness you hold. So, please, calm your tits.
on November 06, 2016
on November 06, 2016
on November 06, 2016
Shiiiiiit.
Gogdamn fück ass titties fuuuuuuu
mY NEPHEW WALKED INTO MY ROOM WHILE I WAS DRAWING A NSFW DRAWING.
S A V E M E
Gogdamn fück ass titties fuuuuuuu
mY NEPHEW WALKED INTO MY ROOM WHILE I WAS DRAWING A NSFW DRAWING.
S A V E M E
on November 06, 2016
What have I done?
What am I doing?
wHAT HAVE A STARTED?
What am I doing?
wHAT HAVE A STARTED?
on November 06, 2016
on November 06, 2016
Dear asshole human I happen to know.
Why? Please stop licking my face. It's really fücking gross. I don't want your saliva on the side of my face. I know you really like Terezi, but that doesn't mean imitate the hoe. Like, your not blind nor can you taste colors. So don't fücking lick me.
Sincerely, Dave.
Why? Please stop licking my face. It's really fücking gross. I don't want your saliva on the side of my face. I know you really like Terezi, but that doesn't mean imitate the hoe. Like, your not blind nor can you taste colors. So don't fücking lick me.
Sincerely, Dave.
on November 06, 2016
My freckles are the weirdest cringefücks that ever became a thing. Like, I used to be a freckley hoe, and then they kind of paled. And then I gained two new ones. Right on my lips. It's weird. They're just there and just like wow. It's weird. I've never seen anyone with freckles on their lips.
on November 06, 2016
Okay. So I was talking to myself, because I always do that. I do it when I'm practicing a thing, which was what I was doing. And I realized my voice is annoying. I can't pronounce a lot of words because of my damn accent thing. And holy crap it annoys the fück out of me. And the sound of my voice just kills me.
on November 06, 2016
Dear me,
Why are you such a cringefück. I think you need to get your face examined, with all the gogdamn gross all over it. Also, dont do that fücking thing with your wrists, it freaks people out. Fücking asshole. Get a life you gey bitch.
With love, Dave
Why are you such a cringefück. I think you need to get your face examined, with all the gogdamn gross all over it. Also, dont do that fücking thing with your wrists, it freaks people out. Fücking asshole. Get a life you gey bitch.
With love, Dave
on November 06, 2016
on November 06, 2016
Maternal Attraction
Dave is very protective of his mother. Cast I was John and Dave: http://blinkyxx.tumblr.com Jane was...Jane... http://redasatomato.tumblr.com Original comic ...
on November 06, 2016
'And so John successfully avoided any leeks from penetrating his ass...'
on November 06, 2016
Do you guys want to see what I have for my latest GamTav drawing? Or should I wait until its done?
on November 06, 2016
I feel gogdamn special.